my life is a joke

I learned tonight that my high school produces only two types of people. The first kind was obvious... the nerd. Brad Rutter '95 proved this when he beat Ken Jennings on the Jeopardy Tournament of Champions. The second, well I don't know how to define the second, but Andrew Baldwin also '95 appeared as the new Bachelor tonight. My high school diploma, as if it meant anything before, is now worthless, it is a waste. It gives me the right to be a nerd or a Bachelor and nothing else... my life is a joke.